#1: "You're doing it wrong."

#2: "No. No, I'm not."

#1: "Yes you are. You're doing it all wrong. Did you even read the instructions?!"

#2: "Yes... I mean, no. No, I didn't. Trust me, I don't need any instructions to do this. It's simple enough."

#1: "I'm telling you though, you really should stop doing that. It doesn't look right."

#2: "It's fine, okay? It's fine!"

#1: "But look right there. See. Maybe I should take over?"

#2: "Back off! Seriously."

#1: "Just hear me out for a second."

#2: "No."

#1: "Great!... Just great. Now they're all dead."

#2: "No, they're not all dead.... Okay. Now they're all dead... Can you hand me the instructions?"