“It’s all so gloomy.”
“What?”
“Everything, it’s all so…damp.”
“Well, it has been raining for 2 weeks.”
“It’s been raining for 4 years.”
“Stop being so dramatic! It hasn’t been raining for 4 years.”
“It feels like it.”
“The world doesn’t run on feelings, hun. Why do you care so much about the weather today anyway?”
“I don’t know, maybe it’s always been raining and I just never noticed.”
“You’re crazy. I gotta get back to work.”