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"Hello, welcome to the Holiday Inn, how are you?"

"Great, I saw on the sign outside that kids stay for free?"

"Yes they do! Would you like a room?"

"Yes, please."

"Your son is adorable, how old is he?"

"He just turned six."

"Great! Well, here's your key. You are in room 127. Would you like a complimentary breakfast!?"

"That would be terrific, but you can give the key to him." 

"Excuse me?"

"Thanks for everything....we'll be back to pick him up in a couple of days."