Here's my attempt. This is the first time I've done this so sorry for any flaws.

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A slightly different take on the 30 sec thing. Not sure if it worked, but my eyes are crossing and…

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I didn't know what else to call this RECord, so I simply named it "SXSW / twenty ten." This is…

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