Femalian Pear
femalian: (noun)
Refers to the portion of the human race bodily accessorized by a set
of frontcushions which are variously employed in the process of procreation.
They are recognizable by their ability to remember birthdays and by
their geographical confusion upon exiting a store.
Usage: “She’s once, twice, three times a femalian, and I looooove her”
Refers to the portion of the human race bodily accessorized by a set
of frontcushions which are variously employed in the process of procreation.
They are recognizable by their ability to remember birthdays and by
their geographical confusion upon exiting a store.
Usage: “She’s once, twice, three times a femalian, and I looooove her”



