Nice work! Loved it, it was really great to work with. My only suggestions would be speak slower and separate your sentences better so that it is easier to edit. Sometimes you rushed the material. I absolutely loved working with it though, I think the sound is perfect for the message.

Dude I can just sit here and listen to you speak all day...

Thanks for all the hearts.

I'm not currently able to contribute this to the collab for some reason: it tells me I'm not logged in, and then redirects me back to the homepage, ad nauseum.

Sounds great!
you should probably contribute this to http://www.hitrecord.org/records/594644

Your voice makes me want to jump off a cliff. It's so nasal and grating.

Oh wait. No it doesn't. Even your deadpan is like a dozen baby angels tickling my ears with the softest and most wonderful tail feathers of rare and exotic birds that have long gone extinct but once had the loveliest songs in all existence.

thank you everybody