A Christmas Tori (Secret Santa)

Tori, you may not know this; but one of the first records I ever made was a poem called the Juggler. Based off of your amazing animation. So you were one of the first recorders I ever saw on here. It really made me want to stay on HR after I became a member. Hope you enjoy this little Christmas gift!


 


Lyrics:


This girl’s like an epiphany, giving my mind a symphony, of Orchestrated slightly rotated Artistic Victory,


The rest is kind of History, we all wanna know HERstory,


You mess with this girl and we’ll write your Eulogy in a Hursery.


I got the Merry Christmas Fever, The one where I tell Tori that she made me a Believer,


Her Presence is like Christmas, talkin day, and not the EVE’r,


This recorder is a Keeper,  even  trees wouldn’t Leave her,


The pain wouldn’t linger when the Bees tried to Sting her,


Cause they found that she sweeter than a natural Honey Feeder,


She’s like a mind reader, I can tell she is a leader,


She could lead me into battle til’ I’m greeted by the Reaper,


Oh yeah! Forgot it’s Christmas he’s a Candy Cane Creature,


And he’s crying cause it sucks LolliPop Goes The Weeper,


When talent hits my eye like a sweet piece of pie that’s A’Tori,


Making records in her laboratory,


I promise you, that you will always have our true Amore,


I wanna hear some More’y, of your awesome life story,


So we need to get recordin’ someone call the Dr. Gory,


MERRY CHRISTMAS TORI!!