A Christmas Tori (Secret Santa)
- A Christmas Tori (Secret Santa)
Tori, you may not know this; but one of the first records I ever made was a poem called the Juggler. Based off of your amazing animation. So you were one of the first recorders I ever saw on here. It really made me want to stay on HR after I became a member. Hope you enjoy this little Christmas gift!
Lyrics:
This girl’s like an epiphany, giving my mind a symphony, of Orchestrated slightly rotated Artistic Victory,
The rest is kind of History, we all wanna know HERstory,
You mess with this girl and we’ll write your Eulogy in a Hursery.
I got the Merry Christmas Fever, The one where I tell Tori that she made me a Believer,
Her Presence is like Christmas, talkin day, and not the EVE’r,
This recorder is a Keeper, even trees wouldn’t Leave her,
The pain wouldn’t linger when the Bees tried to Sting her,
Cause they found that she sweeter than a natural Honey Feeder,
She’s like a mind reader, I can tell she is a leader,
She could lead me into battle til’ I’m greeted by the Reaper,
Oh yeah! Forgot it’s Christmas he’s a Candy Cane Creature,
And he’s crying cause it sucks LolliPop Goes The Weeper,
When talent hits my eye like a sweet piece of pie that’s A’Tori,
Making records in her laboratory,
I promise you, that you will always have our true Amore,
I wanna hear some More’y, of your awesome life story,
So we need to get recordin’ someone call the Dr. Gory,
MERRY CHRISTMAS TORI!!





