How his face was mashed

From the terrible crash

And Fred was left for deaded

But a resourceful physician

Was in a position 

To reclaim the damaged Fred head

How clever and bold

With a gelatin mold

He put Fred's mushed head in a freezer

And when it was chilled

The doctor was thrilled

Although Fred now looked like an old geezer

And once he recovered

With his sister and brother'd

Move to a marvelous new village

Where turnips are kinship

With rutabagas and parsnips

And all things with hair of foliage

There Fred lived quite well

And found love in the dell

No longer wishing he'd just burn up

Then Fred put down roots

With a Beet and their shoots

You never know where love will turn up.

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