Let's make an animated short film out of Metaphorest's darkly delightful short text and Gary Oldman's glorious live performance of it.  First step is to design the main character.  ILLUSTRATORS: let's see your version of this guy.  He should be a prim and proper, buttoned up, completely normal looking man EXCEPT for his turnip head.

Once we've got the main character, we can start creating the other elements that will make up the settings and scenes, animate them, scoring the piece, editing it together, etc...

I wanna screen this at our upcoming Sundance show, so we're on a bit of a tight deadline, but between the lot of us, I think we'll be good.  

Thanks!