MAN WITH HAT HAS A POSSE
WEIGHT: 130 lbs.
HEIGHT: 5’ 9”
SKILLS: Wordsmithery, banjology, guitarism, vox, snarktitude, morbidity, theatricalism
ORIGINS: Bit by a radioactive Jew’s Harp at a young age, this Washington-state born and bred writer/musician has the superhuman power to write things and occasionally sing them, too. His alter-ego is Man With Hat Hair, who is generally more surly and less jaunty.
ALLIES: SarahAlyse, AlexMcCucheon
FAVORITE PUNCTUATION MARK: The Interrobang
INFLUENCES: Tom Waits, Cole Porter, Jello Biafra, Chris Thile, Saul Williams, Jack Kerouac, Steven Dietz, Nicky Silver, whiskey
WEAKNESSES: Chocolate, good music, dancing, women, beautiful lights
ARCH-NEMESIS: Gainful employment, pephigus vulgaris