Frank couldn't get a date.

He blamed his goblin ears.

His friends and family blamed his hideous moustache.

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Voice over-wise I'm thinking several takes of rather dry and monotone readings.

Some more specific thoughts are that "He blamed his goblin ears" line should be a bit lighter than the concluding line "His friends and family blamed his hideous moustache." The last line is sort of the punchline since it's the dose of reality line.

Finding the right tone and pitch between the last two lines is really the thing for VO artists to experiment with the most.

Total length should be between 7 and 9 seconds.

Thanks!