- Last Record: 2012-08-23 18:53:48 -0500
- Joined: Oct 17, 2011
In the morning...
I use whitening toothpaste to whiten my already-white teeth.
I spend 30 minutes using special makeup and techniques to achieve a natural look.
I carefully iron my already straight hair that I recently dyed in my natural color.
I put green contacts in my green eyes.
I put a bra that promises youthful perky round breasts on my youthful perky round breasts.
When I finally leave the house, I am all done up like me.
Which is, of course, better than being just me.