I was surfing HR late last night, in the dark, on my iPod. Which led me to misread the title, "Haunted Hallway" as "Half-Hearted Haunted Hallway." It must have been VERY late!! Anyway, I immediately scribbled this down, silly though it is, as it made me chuckle for a couple of mins.


The Half-Hearted Haunted Hallway

The half-hearted haunted hallway
Has lights that occasionally flicker,
But never more than once or twice
And never when there's an onlooker.