I made a move

Quite the move

To profess my love to you

And you said, "That's swell"

I became faint

My hands grew cold

As I professed my heart of gold

And you said, "That's swell"

Of all the things I've ever done

This was by far number one

But all you had to say was, "That's swell"

Tell me, darling, what I've done?

Is this all a game of fun?

'Cause all you had to say was "That's swell"

I couldn't speak

Or say a word

Is this really what I heard?

All you said was, "That's swell"

After all I said to you

Your response is kind of crude

'Cause its more than just swell

Of all the things I've ever done

This was by far number one

But all you had to say was, "That's swell"

Tell me, darling, what I've done?

Is this all a game of fun?

'Cause all you had to say was "That's swell"

Then you said

With a smile

Close your eyes for a while

I said, "Why?", and you replied, "You'll see"

As I did

I felt your kiss

Spark a fire right through my lips

And at the end

All I could comprehend to say 

Was "That's swell"

That's swell