The mushr journal
I could see her from a distance, not too big, not too small. She is precisely the right size. Which is why she needs to get her head chopped off. The Pickleblossoms were the first to detect a presence unfamiliar around our parts. They are the most, feeling habitants in Wonderland. When they are distraught, every creature big and small can feel it. Usually, we all rush to the Pickleblossoms aid when she is upset. But there was something different about her cries this morning. The lorry, the caterpillar, and the White Rabbit were all within ear shot. But surprisingly; all of them went in every other direction but towards the Pickleblossoms.
The White Rabbit- instead of putting his pocket watch back inside his pocket, put it on top of his head instead because he was in such a hurry. Then, very quickly, he scurried away back to his rabbit hole. This made the Pickleblossoms cry even more. She almost sounded mad!
Speaking of mad, the word on the streets is that Mr. Manhatta is madder than usual, and no amount of tea pouring on his head by the March Hare could convince him that he’s just mad, not really, truly, mad. I hope that the Mad Manwithhatter doesn’t get his head chopped off.
Numbers 2, 5, and 7 have been reshuffled. Now, none of them know which way is up, or down. Last seen, Number 5 was walking on his hands. This made all of his spades fall off to the ground. He quickly got up, and put all of his spades back where they belong, and continued walking on his hands. I suspect that Number 5 will be the first to get his head chopped off.
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Author’s note: Ehem… not quite sure if this is the thing that you had in mind Jules. But this is what my brain produced! I’ve also written a character sketch for the mushrs- which is an accompaniment to this piece; and will hopefully give the readers a better insight as to why the mushrs are the way they are. This journal will actually not make much sense without the character sketch, which I shall be posting shortly. ( I will resource that, so the link should appear here, too)http://www.hitrecord.org/records/51077. So I hope, that if anyone reads this, they read that too! Really, this is my lame excuse to join in on the Alice fun everyone is having!
The White Rabbit- instead of putting his pocket watch back inside his pocket, put it on top of his head instead because he was in such a hurry. Then, very quickly, he scurried away back to his rabbit hole. This made the Pickleblossoms cry even more. She almost sounded mad!
Speaking of mad, the word on the streets is that Mr. Manhatta is madder than usual, and no amount of tea pouring on his head by the March Hare could convince him that he’s just mad, not really, truly, mad. I hope that the Mad Manwithhatter doesn’t get his head chopped off.
Numbers 2, 5, and 7 have been reshuffled. Now, none of them know which way is up, or down. Last seen, Number 5 was walking on his hands. This made all of his spades fall off to the ground. He quickly got up, and put all of his spades back where they belong, and continued walking on his hands. I suspect that Number 5 will be the first to get his head chopped off.
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Author’s note: Ehem… not quite sure if this is the thing that you had in mind Jules. But this is what my brain produced! I’ve also written a character sketch for the mushrs- which is an accompaniment to this piece; and will hopefully give the readers a better insight as to why the mushrs are the way they are. This journal will actually not make much sense without the character sketch, which I shall be posting shortly. ( I will resource that, so the link should appear here, too)http://www.hitrecord.org/records/51077. So I hope, that if anyone reads this, they read that too! Really, this is my lame excuse to join in on the Alice fun everyone is having!
