Toby thinks you must be joking. You can't possibly mean to wear that with those and god, what have you done to your - well okay. Fine. As long it makes you happy and as long as you walk Toby before he pees on those dreadful shoes. Yes, just do that first and then take your strange new whatever they call it  kind of outfit to a dark bar lacking little dogs that know just a bit more about fashion than you do.

[this is in no way a reflection of you, filled, but that dog's face is wonderful and I think he might be judging me, ha ha]