You probably think my job is easy. You do, I can tell. You think, "Oh, that Christina, she has such a simple, stress free job. All she has to do is wander around the neighborhood for a few hours a night and catch dreams. I wish I could be a dream catcher."

No, no you don't. Because you see, it really isn't that simple. Yes, I do go out at night and catch dreams, but then I have to go watch them. I have to go through the entire collection. You might think that that sounds like fun, but you know what? Most people have a pretty fucked up subconscious. You wouldn't believe some of the things I've seen. And though it isn't strictly "real," that shit can get to you.

My job is anything but easy.