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A bit of punnery to lighten the mood :) I spose it's kinda Lewis Carroll-ish in a poor second cousin sort of a way so I'll contribute it to the Alice collab too! “I’m gonna jump!” the lobster said “And it is all your fault” And when I’m dead, they’ll crack my head and season me with salt "You crusty fool" The whale replied "I never said a word" "So chill, sir fish don't be shellfish" "Say what?" the lobster grrr-ed. "I am fed up of your punnage, of your mockery and japes So shut your hole! You blubbered vole! or I'll pincer your face! "I was codding" wails the blue whale Just some friendly lingual frolics! But then you vent, say twas ill-meant Well, that's a load of pollocks!" "He's off again" the lobster cried "And I can hardly bear it If I were young I'd grip your tongue and from your mouth I'd tear it!" "Come on now friend No need to carp You're making so much noise I'd stop if I could Without jokes I'm no good See the pursuit of puns gives me porpoise" Fin |
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