I'd like to point out this whole undertaking has only gone ahead with the approval and support of Rainey [themetafictionist]!

DianeFT asked me if I would sing a long to Blake Fischers "Ukelele=Happiness" to the tune of the ditty I wrote called "The Girl Who Looks Exactly Like Me"..but use her lyrical adaptation of TheMetafictionist's story.

So, here it is! I hope it's OK <3

For some time now he 's been stalking me

 I hurry to get home cos he won’t let me be

 I run up my steps and what do I see?

A brown bag that I open carefully

Ooooh Oh Oh! 

It’s a blue dildo

I sneak in with the package in tow

How will I explain this to my bro?

It’s a blue dildo.

I’ve got the package safely hidden

What an obscene gift to be given

Despite my terror and horrific offence

I have to save it as evidence

Ooooh Oh Oh... 

It’s a blue dildo

I sneak in with the package in tow

How will I explain this to my bro?

It’s a blue dildo.

It’s time for me to open up and put my shame aside

I’ve done nothing wrong and have nothing to hide

It’s time to ask for help, in my mom I will confide

She hugs me and we laugh, as we both feel a vibe

In walks my bro, who’s not that dence?

“What is that” he asks.  Unsure I exclaim:

“It’s evidence!”