A Hip-Hop song my friends and I recorded back in 2006 ;)

It's a gangsta' rap song from the perspective of pirates.

My friend Hasan (Apollo) did the chorus and verse 1, I (Spaz) did verse 2 and our friend Mikey (Spider-Mike) did verse 3.

Enjoy!

Lyrics:

Spoken:

Spider-Mike- Let's go get 'em. Apollo- Yeah! Spaz- Rank and file! Hasan- Ha ha ha ha ha... woooo!

Chorus (1x):

Apollo- Yo Ho Ho, make your whole butt go, uh oh uh oh, down to tha flo',
Yo Ho Ho, bring it low, move it slow, all around, to tha ground, holla yo ho ho!

(Repeat)

Verse 1:

Apollo- Mastermind of crime and navigation,
weapons loaded and drawn like animation,
prepared to slam your face in,
you fake, I'm grillin' you like steak and fryin' your reputation,

In a duel, I rule, with guns, you run, you scared, you fool,
I knew you a bum, with a keg of rum,
and a wooden leg, beggin' for some, eggin' me on,
gettin' nothin' but that peg to your lung,

Imma set sail and my ship zip past you,
so fast, you and I both get whiplash,
then flip back around and stick six rounds of canons in your side,
the pirates come,
to terrorize innocent lives, homicide, like ___ , when I put sickness into these rhymes,
I decide your fate, I'm the captain,
make a mistake and you'll see what happens,

I'm pullin' swords and scores of outlaws,
leavin' them wetter than a man overboard,

Apollo's strong, I'm raw, like wars, to make me fall,
you'll need your crew and ten times more, holla

Chorus (x2)

Verse 2:

Spaz- Life of a pirate, yo ho ho,
easterly winds to blow my flow,

I'm dank and swank with my golden bank,
booty to crank, then you walk the plank,

I'm quick to the point, I'm sharp as a dagga',
I tread real pimp, just look at my swagga',

Screamin' avast on the center mast,
one lead shot to take my blast,

Then it's down to the locker of Davy Jones,
cause my flag flies high with skull and bones,

knuck if you buck, don't be a saila'-hata,
we'll feed you to the sharks or a big alligata',

Pillage and plunda' all notorious,
bankin' doubloons so glorious,

Blingin' and swingin's where I take my pleasure,
take a small measure of my buried treasure,

If your lootin' and shootin', no sea pollutin',
watch the red drop like Isaac Newton,

No need to run, no need to hide,
just yell 'ARGH' with nautical pride

Chorus (3x)

Verse 3:

Spider-Mike- Yo ho ho... Pirate one, pirate two, but I'm the one to fear,
I'll come and wet your throat like a buccaneer,

Swingin' sword by sword, shootin' gun by gun,
takin' little sailor-boys out one by one,

A short drop and a sudden stop, I think not,
The last thing that I'm gonna fear is a cop,

Cause when I come through blazin' my pair of pistols,
I leave commodores more open than a flip-flop

All I really really want is some booty,
and I'm not talkin' 'bout the kind that you find on a cutey,
I'm talkin' 'bout the kind that gets you 'round the world in 80 days,
let me show how I split your wig in 80 ways,

My ban of scallywags role deep, yeah we role heavy,
make you walk the plank everyday, twice on Sunday, savvy?

I down some fine wine,
blast a long nine,
yeah all at the same time,

Man wastin' you seems like such a wreck,
I'd rather have you come and swab my deck,

Like the Irish all we do is drink and fight,
You're now listenin' to swashbucklaz delight

Chorus (4x)

Chorus (5x)

Outro:

Apollo- Yo ho ho, yo ho ho, yo ho ho,
Yo ho, Yo ho