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Again, Albert? Audiences call your accolades, your awards, your accomplishments "astonishing." Atrocious is more appropriate


because it's all bullshit. Boring and bothersome, your breakdown of ants is, to put it bluntly, bad.


Careful, though. To counter a "clever" and "crafty" curator of crappy correspondence considering cooties is, well, criminal.


And despite your dumb and dorky endeavor, you continue to debilitate dames, dumbfounding them into dating an 


especially egocentric yet rarely erroneous (much to my enmity) employee of inquiry.


Fine. If failure is my fortune, than how fortunate failure shall feel that I 


grace its grossest, grief-stricken gardens with my 


honorary inhabitance… Aw, hell, who am I kidding? How do you do it, Albert?! Was it happenstance or did you


inherit intellect from idols, from icons? Because Albert, in all honesty, to ignore your issuance regarding insects would inevitably be an injustice to our modern intellect!


Just genius. Just jaw dropping. Your justifications are justly genius, 


candid and clever and incredibly quick! Keeping kin and folk keen to the


labyrinth of lore you laboriously look into is no 


miniscule mission. Most men ignore me whereas they


never neglect your intuition, your insight. Now, I need to know:


Open your opulent oblongata to me and offer your most 


precious, private, privileged pieces of propitious help!


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Hm. Quite the qualm. I must quadruple both the quality and quantity of my workload to qualify anywhere near your intellectual


Reach? Really… I’m really disagreeing with your report regarding the requisite rise in responsibility right now.


So, instead, let's continue to slander one another, yes? Sabotage and strife are sections of life


that I need not try so hard at! Tackling transcendent thoughts may satisfy your time, but do not 


underestimate my ultimate need to undo you. Also, you're ugly.


Very ugly, in fact. My vendetta will not be vanquished and your hope for victory is in vain.


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What?! who said winning won't matter? It's a widely welcome truth only washouts and wrecks write off winning. Speaking of which,


your ex says your xylophone playing "skills" are extremely exagerated and that Peter, your xerox copy is 


young and youthful, yes, but also yellow-bellied and yucky. He's nothing more than a 


ZERO. ZING! Ah, zeriously though, I'm gonna catch some Z's while you wish you could be as zealous, as zesty, as zippy as me. Your brain is much more suited to be grazed on by zombies. 

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  • Surf
    thank you all for your hearts!!!
  • Surf
    oh man, thanks for taking the time to read this incredibly long alliteration, phen <3!
  • Surf
    Thanks for the hearts, folks!
  • 10273203_864289703585402_8223423810784681823_o
    How about this for an icon? :)
    http://hitrecord.org/records/366667
  • Surf
    bloemday, that's a perfect icon! Thank you!
  • Snapshot_20130623_1
    Brilliant! And you've beat me with X and Z words! I had trouble looking for those. Thank you so much for writing this, it's truly beautiful
  • Surf
    deeasherself - I'm so glad you like it! I love alliterative storytelling and I totally commend you for beginning it - I was using a lot of google to help me out!
  • Surf
    thanks for hearts, Elspeth and smweed!
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