Again, Albert? Audiences call your accolades, your awards, your accomplishments "astonishing." Atrocious is more appropriate

because it's all bullshit. Boring and bothersome, your breakdown of ants is, to put it bluntly, bad.

Careful, though. To counter a "clever" and "crafty" curator of crappy correspondence considering cooties is, well, criminal.

And despite your dumb and dorky endeavor, you continue to debilitate dames, dumbfounding them into dating an 

especially egocentric yet rarely erroneous (much to my enmity) employee of inquiry.

Fine. If failure is my fortune, than how fortunate failure shall feel that I 

grace its grossest, grief-stricken gardens with my 

honorary inhabitance… Aw, hell, who am I kidding? How do you do it, Albert?! Was it happenstance or did you

inherit intellect from idols, from icons? Because Albert, in all honesty, to ignore your issuance regarding insects would inevitably be an injustice to our modern intellect!

Just genius. Just jaw dropping. Your justifications are justly genius, 

candid and clever and incredibly quick! Keeping kin and folk keen to the

labyrinth of lore you laboriously look into is no 

miniscule mission. Most men ignore me whereas they

never neglect your intuition, your insight. Now, I need to know:

Open your opulent oblongata to me and offer your most 

precious, private, privileged pieces of propitious help!

...

Hm. Quite the qualm. I must quadruple both the quality and quantity of my workload to qualify anywhere near your intellectual

Reach? Really… I’m really disagreeing with your report regarding the requisite rise in responsibility right...

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  • Hab
    thank you all for your hearts!!!
    Apr 02, 2012
  • Hab
    oh man, thanks for taking the time to read this incredibly long alliteration, phen <3!
    Aug 07, 2011
  • Hab
    Thanks for the hearts, folks!
    Aug 07, 2011
  • 10273203_864289703585402_8223423810784681823_o
    How about this for an icon? :)
    http://hitrecord.org/records/366667
    Aug 07, 2011
  • Hab
    bloemday, that's a perfect icon! Thank you!
    Aug 07, 2011
  • Tumblr_nc4n6a1q9i1qa7esgo1_500
    Brilliant! And you've beat me with X and Z words! I had trouble looking for those. Thank you so much for writing this, it's truly beautiful
    Aug 07, 2011
  • Hab
    deeasherself - I'm so glad you like it! I love alliterative storytelling and I totally commend you for beginning it - I was using a lot of google to help me out!
    Aug 07, 2011
  • Hab
    thanks for hearts, Elspeth and smweed!
    Aug 12, 2011
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