As we take another breath our end grows closer

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She said the way to her heart was through her funny bone. So, I whacked her really hard on the…

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He suggested that I slip into something a little more comfortable. That's when I put on my onesie.

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Sometimes I make the Universe revolve around me. You'd think it's a pretty heavy and inert thing, BIG as it…

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Orbiting the Sun like Earth, the other eight planets also wondered what Heaven had in store for them.

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