Hello and welcome to HitRECord at the movies.

Before we begin our show, we would like to present you with the following list of rules and regulations.

1) Please turn ON all RECording devices, including but not limited to: cell phones, cameras, laptops, clicky pens, and brains. In the event that your RECording device runs out of battery, ink, or glucose, we ask that you KEEP CALM and beg the person next to you to continue RECording.

2) Please remember to log on to hitRECord.org, hit the big red button, and upload your RECords, so that they may be REviewed, RECommended, and REmixed.

3) Please refrain from throwing objects onto the stage: this includes lingerie, rotten fruits, ninja throwing stars, and popcorn. You may, however, throw money. We accept cash, credit cards, and checks.

And finally,

4) Please give a warm welcome to our host, Mr. Joseph Gordon-Levitt…

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voiceovers/animations/etc please? feel free to edit the script as needed, this was just my attempt at recreating a cinema etiquette theater intro. :)