Hehe, i had fun writing this. Don't ask me why i decided to name the rat Paul, first name that popped into my head.

CAMERAMAN VS THE RAT

Cameraman reaches down to take the flower.

RAT: What are you doing?

CAMERAMAN: Oh wow, you speak too?

RAT: Yes, I do.

CAMERAMAN: What are you doing with that flower?

RAT: I picked it fresh from the field. For my significant other.

CAMERAMAN: There is a Mrs Rat?

RAT: Her name is Madelene thank you very much. Now, I must be getting along.

CAMERAMAN: You know, I am much stronger than you, ratty.

RAT: My name is Paul, thank you very much.

CAMERAMAN: Well Paul, can we not strike a deal?

PAUL: Do you have a Crateva Religiosa?

CAMERAMAN: Uh, no.

PAUL: Then no deal can be met.

CAMERAMAN: Where do I get one?

PAUL: Japan.

CAMERAMAN: Right. And why are you wearing 3D glasses?

PAUL: A wise man once said “The real voyage of discovery consists of not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes.” Now, please, I must get along.