(I promise I'll stop with the creation stories soon :) )

It is uncommon knowledge that our universe was created by an interdimensional inventor by the name of Kevin. Kevin, appalled by all the empty space still left unfilled in the polyverse, decided to take matter(s) into his own hands and fill that vacant void!

So, Kevin moved all of his appointments, and devoted an entire Saturday to the project. After an exhausting afternoon of complex equations, followed by an evening of welding and wrenching, the Collide-O-Scope was born!

(It is worth noting that Kevin’s wacky world building machine would gain him no accolades from the archaic Polyversal Interconcurrent Space Science board, but glory was never his goal in any case.)

Off Kevin went that very next Tuesday to the top of a very tall hill, his contraption in tow. And there, with a WHIRR and a WHEE and an almighty BANG, Kevin created our Universe.

Now wasn’t that nice of him?