In no particular order...

1- Convert my car to run on vegetable oil
2- Open a music venue
3- Go to Africa
4- Purchase a cake from Charm City Cakes
5- Return to Europe and spend enough time there to really experience it
6- Own a print of Alex Pardee's "Escaped Conviction"
7- See a narwhal in real life
8- Legitimately flip a table in excitement/outrage
9- Be involved in a riot
10- Buy an old car that no longer runs and turn it into an art piece
11- Hire an investigator to track down the family we've lost touch with in Italy
12- Live an interesting life so that I will be able to tell stories as fascinating and almost-unbelievable as my predecessors