tripping on ice

One subpleasant pre-present postnoon, I was velocitating my personage unfrictionably forward when I suddenly maltrod, misplanting a walkthing upon the benumbed sky tears and was horizontalized most hurtfully, blueblacking a bendcap and outpouring my purseffects onto the people-platform. Madscrambling, I descattered the femmethings, reverticalized myself, and heeltoed onward.