"You're too complex," said Pi.

"Don't be irrational," said i.

"Come on guys, be positive!" said 22/7.

"Oh look," said i grumpily, "the voice of reason."

"I can't help that I'm rational," said 22/7.

"And i only wishes he could be positive," said Pi.

"Excuse me?" said i.

"You'd have to square yourself to be truly positive."

"Well look who's being a Negative Nancy," said -12, amused.

"You're one to talk," said 1 and Pi simultaneously.

"I feel like I'm looking in the mirror," said Pi, staring at 1.

"So what's the problem?" said 1.

"Pi wants to break up with me," said i.

"Why?" said 1.

"He says it's my personality," said i, "but I'm pretty sure he's got his eye on infinity."

"Don't we all," said 22/7 with a sigh.

"Pi's being ridiculous," said i, "Why would he want to end things with me?"

"Well, you can't blame him," said e. "You aren't real, after all."

"Oh my, look who's finally awake!" said i with a snort. "e, you've been sleeping like a log all day."

"Shut up," said e. "I need my beauty sleep."

"So do I," said Phi, yawning from the corner.

"No you don't!" said e. "You look positively golden today, darling."

"What about me?" said Zero.

"Did you hear that?" said i. "It sounded like the wind."

"You probably imagined it like you do everything else," said Pi. "I'm pretty sure it was nothing."