Using Tori's fun story and RichieMillenium's awesome reading.
This is the second version of this (and this time I triple checked for public domain). It had to be REmixed out of necessity, but I like this one better, actually.... plus I got to use a hitRECord-made spork:)
This RECord used the following public domain resources:
http://www.archive.org/details/very_special_man (I highly recommend viewing this piece. It's awesomely terrible)