Hi everyone!
So, I was thinking about making a wee video animation about Origami Artichoke's Fake History of the Fall Formal...but I need the help of a narrator!

You know those old news reels with those great male newsreaders/commentators? Who spoke quite quickly, with excellent accents? Sort of like this...http://www.archive.org/details/NewsMaga1950_3

Well, I am looking for someone to make a RECording of Origami Artichoke's text recording in this style. A few things that I am looking for:

--> I would prefer a male voice...sorry gals, but the effect I am going for is those 1940s/50s newsreels...we girls didn't really get a go at commentating back then!

--> British/American accent...if anyone can do a "posh"/stereotyped version of these accents, that would be even better!

--> My software for editing sound recordings is pretty limited, so if anyone has access to a program that could make the recording sound grainy, older....give it a patina shall we say!

Thank you very very much for your help!

Pamela
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