metaphorest: (noun) a whimsical location inside Sarah Daly's mind,
metaphorestation: (verb) to whimsify regular speech.
metaphorestized: (adjective) a word, phrase, or body of writing that has been translated in the metaphorest.
demetaphorestation: (verb) to translate a metaphorestized word, phrase, or body of writing into a normal language. Works a little like Google translate as one can never do this quite accurately.