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Matthew used to think love was as easy as 3.14159, but Linda was rapidly proving him wrong. He loved Linda, sure, just like he loved his dog Einstein, but he loved mathematics the most. Linda was a woman he met through his parents, and as of three(3) months ago, his wife. Einstein was a mutt he found at the animal shelter four(4) years ago, and also his best friend.

But math, math was something inherently part of him from the day he was born (5/6/78), math was found in his name and etched in the lines on his palms. Math was in the shapes around him, in the vectors he travelled from point A to point B. Math was even in Linda’s face, for it was near perfect according to the Golden Ratio (1.61803), and the moment his mother, desperate to find him a wife, introduced to him a woman with a...

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  • Itouch2_170
    I love this so much! I wrote my college application essays about physics and how all actions have an equation so seeing this was a total throw back but this obviously was so much better too:P.
    Jul 03, 2013
  • Fractaldust-phone
    svirlee, thanks so much! very happy you liked this :)
    Jul 01, 2013
  • Ilia
    Awesome writing! Really enjoyed how clever, well executed this was.
    Jun 30, 2013
    by svirlee
  • Hellolindsayyyyyy-1584576
    I must admit math is my least favorite thing in this world, but I am a fan of writing, and this was such a good story I even googled what I didn't get. Haha =^)
    Kudos, Dhak, kudos! I love your smart talk!
    Dec 25, 2010
  • Y_a921b57a
    what is Q.E.D.?
    Sep 07, 2010
    by EvkaRox
  • Fractaldust-phone
    Q.E.D. stands for the Latin phrase "quod erat demonstrandum," which means "that which was to be demonstrated." It is traditionally put at the end of proofs when the initial statement (in this case, that love is not easy as pi) has been proven. :)
    Sep 07, 2010
  • Dsc05971
    I really appreciate that she refers to herself as i at the ending. Since i represents an imaginary number, she communicates how she feels nonexistent to her husband.

    Is that on purpose?
    Or maybe did someone point that out yet?

    Because that's really good haha.
    [high fives]
    Jan 24, 2011
  • Todd
    I get it!

    This is EASILY as funny as Morgan M. Morgansen's (that's big M, little organ, plus sin, er... um... I mean sen) two movies. The whole time I was reading it I pictured the mathematical equations and representations of numbers popping up on the screeen as someone narrated.

    AWESOME story - someone needs to develop it into an animation or a short movie!

    I LOVE THIS!!!!!
    Sep 07, 2010
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