The fan became a groupie
Following the object of her desire where ever he'd go
She knew everything there was to know about him
And she'd watched all his movies and TV shows.
One day she found a web page he had made
Joining to be near him and follow his every move
Commenting on all his writings, songs and videos
She felt she was finally in the groove!
Depressed one day, because he wasn't noticing her
She decided to tell of her plight
By writing a tiny story
About how hitRECord isn't a very good fan site.