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A: Okay, so here's how it works: You step through that door, and you end up back in here, same exact moment you walked in, but with memories of everything you did up to that point.


B: What, like...time travel?


A: Not LIKE time travel. It IS time travel. For some messed up reason, this door in your basement's turned into some kind of interdimensional portal or something.


B: Huh.


A: Here, try it -


B: HEY! No way!


A: Why? What's the matter?


B: If I go through that and you're right, how will I know I'm coming back to the same place? What if it just LOOKS a lot like where I was before, but ISN'T?


A: What the heck does it matter then? You'd have no way of telling the difference.


B: How do you know? I've been through it like, ten times!


A: Yeah, but you're not as perceptive as I am.


B: You're - what? I am SO much more perceptive than you.


A: How do you figure?


B: Well, I found the damn thing, didn't I? Freakin door's IN YOUR HOUSE, and you never even bothered to open it!