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Tinystory_ladymarmalade
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...i like puns. *hangs head* Marmalade (a breakfast spread 8D), Treacle Tart, and Sweet Creamed Corn. Inspired by a puntastic exchange with a friend a while back. The story in text form:

“Lookit ‘er,” Creamed Corn sneered. A flash of orange was seen through the crack in the pantry door. Marmalade. “That tart. I bet she spreads it for any hot knife.”

Treacle Tart frowned. “That remark is hurtful and very culturally insensitive.”

“Pfft. Go hang out with Yoghurt then. ‘e’s teeming with cultures.”

The offended tart sniffed. “You should be recalled. You may be corny, but you’re hardly sweet.”
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