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THE BALLAD OF MOLLIE THE SECONDHAND DOLLIE



I used to be, if I say so myself


The envy of all other dollies


Girls came in droves to grab me off the shelf


And put me in their parents' trolleys


I traveled the world; made its leaders my pals


And appeared in a few moving pictures


A beacon of class and a role model to gals


I was the perfect mixture



Soon I was paired up by marketing teams


With the tall, dark, handsome Victor®


He took me places of which I'd but dreamed


No wonder they called him an "action figure"



Not long after that, people turned and they flocked


To some little trollop named Carlie®


They pushed me aside and cast me to the dark


In a chest with the stickers and lollies


Now I gather dust in this secondhand shop


Girls pass by without a clue


And to the first choices all sitting on top:


The second hand's tickin' for you