A taste of my wacky brand of storytelling music. I would love to play PIANOS. If YOU would love me to play PIANOS, press that cute little hearty recommend button! Thanks thanks thanks.

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Lyrics:
Do you remember preschool?
And its innocent stories?
Playing with blocks and laughing
Mining knowledge like endless quarries...

Do you remember Huggies?
And the chicken pox scandals?
Eating lots of woodchips
And playing on monkey bar handles.

Yes that was nice, wasnt it? Fond memories.

Well how about the social classes?!
Do you remember those?
Kids with Osh Kosh bGosh overalls
While others could barely afford clothes
Idealistic differences
Capitalism and communism could be found
Jimmy would make a dirt pile
And Joey wanted everyone to have an equal mound!

(solo)

And we had an economy
Trading Legos and shovels
And secret languages encoded in spit bubbles
And the girls fought the guys
For playground domination
We had rule by government with
Leaders of manipulation
And I was one of them, giving bullcrap orations

Like when I told Sam
I have a treehouse to the sky
With an express elevator
And a room where you can fly

And I told Morgan that
Didja know you can travel through time
By swinging around on a swingset
The dizziness is a sign
That youre in the future

Take me to the future
We're going to the future
On this magical swingset
All you gotta do is pay me
With that ninja turtle dagger
And soon, we will be, in the future
You and me, in the future!