A silly tune I made about my propensity for quitting day jobs and accumulating credit card debt
I think writing it helped me get out of that crappy, irresponsible life pattern. Soon after that I started finding work that I enjoyed, found at least some sort of purpose in, to complement my musicL pursuits.
My friend Becca raps on here as well :)
** note: there's an instrumental of the beat in the "Results", feel free to rap about bad jobs and paying off debt or something else entirely :)
Evan: Quitting day jobs like it was my career/ I'ma leave that last one off the resume so don't worry my dear/ Future boss: no fear! I'll give ya 6 solid months of my life then exit softly out the rear/Clean and mild mannered, Goodchild play the side like Vanna /he's a super secret Santa/You need a ride? well, you're in luck/ I got my truck/ But ya better hurry up/Hurry up before I quit! Day - in - Day - out - Day - in - Day - Out - Day - In - Credit Card Debt
Becca: Ms. Lucia. this is a courtesy call/I know it's you. Goddamit. Don't try to stall/Currently this currency issue has urgency/Oh, you sing? That's great/but your payments are late!/Ya dirty delinquent/ Wasting my ink. Wasting my time on this f***in phone line/Serving me excuses like Mark Philipoussis/It's no use though. To collections you go!/
Evan (collection agency character): Hi Rebbeca. This is Dave from the collections crew/ I must admit I get erections from cases like you/and yours. Filthy bad credit whores!
the ending gets LOUD sorry!