I think we all know who invented Games, right?
Before Eve there was no such thing as "games."
Well, maybe in Heaven.
God probably played Game of Throne, or something.
But, we will never know that for sure.
Unlike how we know for a fact, Eve invented games.
The first game was: "Let's Make Adam Eat the Apple."
It was a relatively simple game involving a snake and an apple and a naked girl.
It reminds me of some TV game shows we have today.
The game "Let's Make Adam Eat the Apple" had one rule.
The first rule.
The first rule of "Let's Make Adam Eat the Apple" is "there are no rule."
So, Adam ate the apple.
Oh, except for the part we're all damned for eternity.
Yeah, I almost forgot that part.