Released almost 2 years ago

	I'm guessing that you must have ignored the title, but the question is- W H Y ??? -Did you not take my statement literally? -Are you feeling somewhat rebellious? -Are you having an off day and don't give a [enter desired swear here]? -Is your mind in need of enlightenment? -Do you feel hot, nauseous, and on the edge of hysteria? Oh. Really? Then go see a doctor! -Have you been watching too many spy movies and finally feel invincible? -Did you parents withhold treats from you as a kid? -Is it your mission to counteract advice given to you? -Are you a man? -Are you unhappy about being given commands? -Do you not care for warnings? -Were you double dog dared to take a look? My response- Seriously, dude? Seriously? Wow. -Were you momentarily blinded by the computer screen and unable to see the title? -Did you think the title led to a more interesting read? -Have I not listed your excuse? -By my listing that I haven't listed your excuse, haven't I just listed your excuse? Are you finding my questions rather annoying, or insightful? Good. QUESTION: Which answer suits you the best? Warning: Do not take the sexist joke seriously.