#1: "Did you spike the punch yet?"

#2: "Of course I did. Look at them all. They're acting like animals."

#1: "Well, this is a wedding. People always act like animals."

#2: "Not like this."

#1: "That's true... Not like this."

#2: "Whoa. Did you just see..."

#1: "Uh huh."

#2: "And that over there?... My God. They're..."

#1: "Animals... They're all animals."

#2: "So... what do we do?"

#1: "Not drink the punch... And probably start filming all of this with our little smartphones... What's the matter with you? Turn the smartphone horizontally. Everybody knows that."

#2: "Okay, sorry.... Wow. They really, truly are..."

#1: "Animals, I know."