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Danny the duckling had not one single feather


Naked as a Jaybird, afraid of the weather


Exhiled from his flock, now a sad outcast


Shivering and moaning; oh how could he last?



Lannie the llama had fair hair to spare


"I will knit a jumper for Danny to wear."


Such a sweet lady llama with a heart made of gold


"Never again will that duckling be cold."



Covered with goosebumps from head to webtoe


Danny watched Lannie and cried "Go Lannie go!"


The snow began falling as she stitched the last stitch


Danny jumped in the jumper, but there was one little glitch


It was so warm and so soft, then he started to itch.


Did I mention: Danny the duckling's one unlucky son-of-a-bitch?



But do not despair, this story's now at the start


They hopped on a tractor and drove down to Walmart


They found Danny a pair of synthetic pajamas


But at the checkout they read, "We do not serve llamas!"



Danny the duckling asked, "What about ducks?"


The cashier cringed and said, "Looks like you're in luck."


"That'll be $12.95," the cashier commanded.


He only had $12.94, so they left empty-handed.



Outside in the snow, the duckling began crying


"I'm cold and I'm wet and I'm so tired of trying!"


So they stood in the parking lot next to a truck


Lannie and Danny down on their luck


What will become of the llama and the duck?


Y'all know the answer: they're totally fu.....but wait, my 10 minutes are up...