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"You're so pretty."

"Thank you. I think the surgery came out pretty well."

"Wait, what?"

"I had cosmetic surgery."

"Oh. I didn't realize that."

"Does it make a difference?"


"Do you no longer think I am pretty?"

"No, I do, but it's different."

"How so?"

"It doesn't count as much, I guess."

"So, attractiveness only counts if it is the result of luck? Some of us weren't lucky enough to be born beautiful."

"It's just, well, a fake beauty."

"Just because it isn't natural doesn't mean it isn't real."