Okay, now in this scene, our dude is in the kitchen, if you can hold on from rewriting as i will get the scene up, so you can get an idea for length :) But if you just must have a go, the course of action consists of our guy looking around the kitchen, finding a knife, staring at a kettle reflectively as it pops, then makes coffee and slinks off!

The cat is adept at making itself
feel at home, Anywhere.

hot-hot-hot

Little man in the cupboard.

Let me out. Scrub it out.

Till he's no longer human,

Till he switched into a cat.

You can guess where
and find almost anything
when nobody knows to hide.

Except myself when I vanish
Into narcissus.