The last bit was something I've been trying to work by head around explaining for the past couple of weeks.
Other things of note: 1) Yes I do talk about poop a lot.
2) I'm in public health. My brother is in public health. My parents are in public health.
3) Stories forthcoming about my boss. Who I adore but am generally frustrated by. There's one here already with a sickeningly long title.
(And I suck at talking into a webcam. Hooray for lacking technology.)