“You’re a bit puffy.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, just…”

“Oh dear, it’s getting bad again.”

“You normally have that? I thought you had some allergies or something.”

“Not normally, just. Argh!”

“What?”

“I have poison ivy. On. My. Face.”

“I thought only kids got poison ivy.”

“So did the jerk I saw at the doctor.”

“So, why did you say again?”

“It was going away! But every few days it starts to come back. Then I put on the steroid cream and I go back to normal size.”

“That sucks.”

“I went back to the doctor. The stupid smarmy fucking resident was back again. ‘This is one of the stranger things I’ve seen in a while.’ Asshole. What does that even mean?”

//1. This happened to a friend of mine this semester. 2. I want to finish this, but I have no idea how.