Write it, Film it or Draw it just continue on the insanity!




I'd love to have some material like this.

- Be as absolutely insanely randomly creatively hilarious as possible. Don't ponder over it too long just have fun with it and throw it out there.

- Everyone could get about two paragraphs or so then let someone else take it from there and we keep passing on the story till we think we've got a good amount.

- When we're finished will give it a good edit. Then do a happy dance.

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The Story (So Far)

Wanting to snack on something crunchy I made my way to the fridge.
My eyes widened with awe as I found inside it the TV remote. Literally just chillin' there beside the carton of milk. I'd been looking for that darn clicker all day!

I grabbed a bag of trail mix and swiped the remote from the frosty shelf realizing it had been sitting in a puddle of sticky syrup. Ick!

As I turned to acquire some paper towels a hand reached out of the fridge and swiftly fondled my face then quickly disappeared back into the lettuce. That was weird but I shrugged it off and cleaned the remotes.

While I was wiping the remote clean it started to glow brightly and began to hover in mid air. I really wanted to run back into my bed and hide under my hello kitty blanket but it was too late for that. The remote had morphed into a jellyfish which launched itself onto my face.

"Holy balls! There is a jellyfish on your face! I shall go fetch my handy dandy Jelly-Belly-Wibble-Bobble Scraper immediately before it fuses to your face!" Cried a little old man peering through my kitchen window.

The little old man abruptly remembered that he lent the dandy Jelly-Belly-Wibble-Bobble Scraper to his kleptomaniac neighbor. So he used a spatula instead and started scraping away at my face.

It was too late the Jellyfish had firmly attached itself to my precious face. I went into a wild frenzy of panic. Muffled screams and complaints came from my Jellyfish face. I began head-butting the fridge in a last attempt at freeing myself.

Then I heard a distant beep which became louder and louder. I was awoken by my alarm clock's screaming from my bedside table which I promptly thumped off.

"Honey.. I just had the strangest dream. Honey?"
I sluggishly rolled over to see if Greg was still asleep when. Oh my god.

"Who the hell are you!?" I screamed clenching my hello kitty blanket.

He simply gave a jolly "Ho Ho Ho!"

This must be another dream I thought. Either that or I dreamt of sleeping next to a mall Santa Claus while dreaming of a sticky remote, a lettuce with an uncontrollable hand and a jelly fish that needed to be scraped off my face with a spatula.

All of this was confusing so I pinched myself to make sure. The next thing I knew I'm in the middle of the desert walking with the Santa Claus impersonator and a giant fat elf. I figured I was dreaming again so I asked the Santa what I would be getting for Christmas.

At first he gave another jolly "Ho Ho Ho!" Then he angrily ripped off his beard and said "ALL THIS LOVIN'!!"

The stubble covered face beneath screamed. Ripping off his Santa suit, the hulking mass revealed a pin-stripped prisoner uniform beneath. "Bubba" written in some unknown substance across his chest. I did what any sane individual would do -- I ran!

The sand made for a difficult time and just as his elf friend was about to grab me a huge hole opened in the ground. Down we all fell to an underground world made of paper mache.

Everyone levitated in this colorful world. The streets were made of cupcakes and puppies. Tap dancing mountain goats juggled rainbow colored rabbits. The rabbits were dressed as accountants doing taxes for the talking lamp posts who always had something sarcastic to say about clouds.

I tried confronting one of them but before I got a chance to a pink frog jumped out and shook my hand. Loud music began playing and we immediately started to dance. The music abruptedly stopped as it started to rain umbrellas. The frog offered an umbrella to me and we both began to leap through the golden puddles that had appeared. Now they floated vertically, each one surrounded by a sea of shimmery green fog.

Sufficed to say at this point I was severely weirded out but my pink companion seemed harmless enough.

He tipped one of the puddles over and we fell into an endless golden sea. I reached out at a door that was flying towards me my hand was almost on the knob when tentacles pulled across the metal hinges and wooden framing. The door sunk back into inky blackness along with the golden sea and I was left floating in this new empty world.

All around me nothing looked familiar and the sun couldn't make it down this far. I had no idea which way was up. My lungs grew larger in my chest, muscles tightening around my throat as I started to suffocate.

"Air!" I attempted to screamed but only bubbles found their way out.

Then strand by strand my hair lifted up and swooped in a single direction. I felt my body being pulled. With all my strength I swam blindly until finally coming to rest on a small reef. My fingers wrapped around it and I held on until my fingers turned white. The sound of water swirling and sinking all around.

With my muscles tensed and my eyes clamped shut the water splashed me in the face and then.. wind?
I slowly opened my eyes and saw I was laying on an empty sea bed with something in the distance drawing closer.

It was the little old man from the kitchen. He had finally gotten back the Jelly-Belly-Wibble-Bobble Scraper when the police arrested his kleptomaniac neighbor. He was just about to hand it to me when a great sound came from the opposite direction.

The ground began cracking and crumbling apart. Out from the cracks spurted thousands of face hungry jellyfish.

The old man and I were running at the top of our speed. Admittedly the old man was in much better shape than I. He began to shoot the approaching jellyfish with that Bobble Scraper doohickey thing. Which turned them into french speaking acorns.

Panting and sweating I remembered that I still had that sticky remote in my pocket. I figured, the clicker works when I want to pause a movie, so it