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Released 2012-11-06 08:52:43 -0500

Welcome to TeleCorp Unitacare: an Equal Opportunity Collaboration


 


Like most huge corporations, this place has no identity.  Its name blandly changes with the seasonal merger. It lays people off when it feels like it.  It is ridiculous yet it is real. So, we get to create an identity, or thousands of identities that satirize the crap out of TCUC.


Contribute wtf TeleCorp UnitaCare means to you here and we can start to compile a comprehensive video brochure.  

 

Some ideas:



  •  take photos and video of your 1st job interview for the company

  •  take photos and video of each subsequent interview (TeleCorp UnitaCare has a 7 interview minimum)

  •  write a ridiculous TeleCorp UnitaCare training (re:handwashing, re: the nuanced art of how detailed to describe sex acts   at the water cooler, re:inter office emails and jesus...you get the ridiculous picture)

  •  record your own audio testimonial

  •  make some more brochure music

  •  scour the site for pre-existing records that might fit in here and remix 'em.  The re: work collaboration may have some goodies (http://www.hitrecord.org/records/981439)



 

We can then build a brochure video and use it to recruit new employees, bring 'em in at minimum wage, wash their brains, and then drop 'em like a steamy plooper when it comes time for that twenty five cent raise.  

 

It'll be great! (Please reference our featured collaboration for a testimonial of just how great your new working environment will be)

 
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Step 2: Choose one of your records to contribute: