dic·tio·nary (n) \ˈdik-shə-ˌner-ē\

[according to Merriam-Webster]: a reference source in print or electronic form containing words usually alphabetically arranged along with information about their forms, pronunciations, functions, etymologies, meanings, and syntactical and idiomatic uses.

[according to hitRECord]: a collaboration of extremely believable/plausible but fake definitions for existing words, phrases, and hitRECorder usernames meant purely for entertainment purposes and the confusion of any gullible passers-by (though I suppose you could try to reference us in your school papers... good luck with that).