So, I'm in high school. Our school report cards come out tomorrow, and I'm bringing home two A's, and two C's. My parents are telling me that that isn't enough to get into college, and they actually told me that instead of going on that, "Joseph Jordon-Levitt zipRECording site," (can we take a moment to acknowledge my parent's beautiful ignorance?) that I should study a bit more. Um, how gross.

Well, here's the deal. To stop going on hitRECord so often would break my heart. I love hitRECord. It's my true home. I mean, seriously, I feel more at home on hitRECord than I do at my house, sometimes.

So I figured that there MUST be some people on hitRECord who knew more about quadratic equations than I do, and that they could possibly help me out. So I thought about just asking a question on a text RECord, when I realized that I can't possibly be the only struggling RECorder out there! I mean, there are a lot of undeveloped minds out here on hitRECord who would do anything for another RECorder to help them out with their biology homework.

So, without further ado, I present to you the HITRECORD tutoring special. A helpless, young hitRECorder could release a RECord saying the subject they're having trouble with, or even could put a certain stubborn problem up on the site. They'd submit it to this collab, then BAM! Along comes a more experienced hitRECorder who can help the youngling out a bit.

Full video lessons could be released. A scanned image of a problem. A RECord of someone explaining what exactly osmosis might be. Or someone explaining some sort of symbolism a hitRECorder might have surpassed in a novel for english.

Now, the only way that this wouldn't work is if a hitRECorder abused this collab, and put up they're entire math homework or something and just had another hitRECorder do it for them. NO. CHEATING. ALLOWED. That would spoil everything. Absolutely no cheating. hitRECorders must explain to one another the steps to accomplishing their feats. Not do it for them.

But, if we can get this collab up and going, then it will worked beautifully. And I really, REALLY want this to work.

Thank you for reading this incredibly long description, now lets get a learnin!